Our NFL 2015 Draft Picks

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Head Bro | 0 Comments

It’s been 90 days since the Seahawks provided us with one of the most boneheaded endings to the Superbowl we’ve ever seen – WHY DIDN’T THEY RUN #BEASTMODE ?

Anyways, it all starts over tonight! Tonight, everyone is equal – unless your Cleveland or New Orleans who both have that ever coveted 2nd, first round pick!

Your Bro’s have been in the HB factory pounding the boards, listening to the experts and screaming at every mock draft put out. Now it’s our time to let you guys know who we think will be wearing what jersey come Kickoff Sunday this season!

1.Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State

This was clearly the obvious pick! Winston will thrive in Tampa being able to enjoy home cooked meals. Our guess, crab legs.

2. Tennessee Titans: Leonard Williams, DL, USC

The sexy choice would be a blockbuster deal involving San Diego sending Rivers to Tennessee for this slot and grabbing Mariotta. Don’t see that happening though.


3. Jacksonville Jaguars: Dante Fowler, Jr., OLB, Florida

The Jags went offense last year. That won’t be the case here. They need to lock up a young defensive stud as they look to secure the other side of ball this year.


 4. Oakland Raiders: Kevin White, WR, West Virginia

The Davis’ love speed. Who better than the blazer from this year’s combine? Our first shocker, White over Cooper as the first WR taken.


5. Washington Redskins: Bud Dupree, OLB, Kentucky

Come on, it’s Washington, they’ll mess it up.

6: New York Jets: Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon

 Whether it’s here or sooner, Gang Green will take Mariota.


7. Chicago Bears: Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama

Looking to replace the veteran, Brandon Marshall, Chicago gets a steal here because of OAK taking White.

8. Atlanta Falcons: Vic Beasley, OLB, Clemson

ATL is known for their high flying offense but with a new leader at the helm from Seattle, it’ll be time to strengthen that D.

9. New York Giants: Andrus Peat, OT, Stanford

Eli is tired on throwing from his ass every time he drops back – this is a no brainer!


10. St. Louis Rams: Randy Gregory, OLB, Nebraska

Even though they are stacked in the pass rushing department, what’s another toy in the chest for Coach Williams?

11. Minnesota Vikings: Brandon Scherff, OL, Iowa

Even though we don’t think he’ll be blocking for AP, the Vikings need to insure their 2nd year QB remains upright

 12. Cleveland Browns: DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville

The loss of Josh Gordon (again!) leaves the door open for CLE to jump on this freaklete!

13. New Orleans Saints: Danny Shelton, NT, Washington

Even hough they lose Graham to SEA, this division is improving on offense so any help to get to the QB is always welcomed. Besides, they’ll have another chance to snag a playmaker later.


14. Miami Dolphins: Shane Ray, OLB, Missouri

Could be another reach because of the recent incident with Ray, but losing their edge rusher Jordan to a season long suspension, MIA will look to give their new Batman his Robin.

 15. San Francisco 49ers: Arik Armstead, DL, Oregon

We have no clue what’s going on in SF these days so we’ll just let the experts pick this one!

16.  Houston Texans: Breshad Perriman, WR, UCF

AJ is gone, Foster is aging, and Watt can’t catch EVERY TD – HOU looking to add fire power!


17. San Diego Chargers: La'el Collins, OL, LSU

SD usually gets it right, let’s just hope Collins can help find justice for his slain girlfriend – RIP

18. Kansas City Chiefs: Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan State

Although the help is needed at WR, badly – good ol’ Coach Reid gets himself a great player to help fill the void of Eric Berry.

 19. Cleveland Browns: Eddie Goldman, DT, Florida State

CLE got their sexy on by picking Parker in the top 10, so now they go for need to help dominate the middle in a jam packed AFC North.


20. Philadelphia Eagles: Phillip Dorsett, WR, Miami

See comment for pick 15, but take out SF and add PHI.


 21Cincinnati Bengals: D.J. Humphries, OT, Florida

Dalton is nowhere near his best when he’s in a hurry – Humphries should help.


22Pittsburgh Steelers: Marcus Peters, CB, Washington

Safest pick for PIT – go figure!


 23. Detroit Lions: Malcom Brown, DT, Texas

Donkey-Kong Suh ain’t here anymore. Brown will hear it quickly if he can’t make an immediate impact!


 24Arizona Cardinals: Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia

Losing out on the Adrian Peterson sweepstakes, AZ proves Gurley’s worth by making him the first RB off the board.


 25Carolina Panthers: Cedric Ogbuehi, OT, Texas A&M

We all saw Cam’s jersey throughout the season last year – homeboy needs some linemen.


 26Baltimore Ravens: Melvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin

Ray Rice isn’t walking through the door again in Baltimore – allow us to usher in the Gordon era!


 27Dallas Cowboys: Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest

Before Jerry Jones pulls his magic and lands AP, he’ll take the only need DAL has in the first round – help with trying to contain OBJ twice a year!



28Denver Broncos: Jake Fisher, OT, Oregon

DEN will be looking to keep the General healthy during his last ride


29Indianapolis Colts: Ereck Flowers, OT, Miami

Loading up with some offensive power this offseason, INDY is now focused on keeping their #1 asset untouched before they pay that man!


 30Green Bay Packers: Jalen Collins, CB, LSU

Olivia Munn is a smoke show – well done Aaron.


 31. New Orleans Saints: Nelson Agholor, WR, USC

He’s not Jimmy Graham, but then again who is?


32New England Patriots: Landon Collins, S, Alabama

Oh look, Landon Collins gets to walk off the campus of the best college football team and stroll right through the door of the best team in the NFL – lucky little bastard.


So what do you think? Do you like who we have your team drafting or did we set you back another year?

Top 5 Must-Haves for Ultra Music Fest

Posted on March 24, 2015 by Head Bro | 0 Comments

Ladies: We’re here to help YOU survive the Ultra Music Festival!



Ok babes, listen up!  Festival season is comin' up kickin' it off with Ultra Music Festival! You along with hundreds of thousands of your closest friends will descend upon one of the most epic music events that rages each year. Don’t worry, we got you locked down with our top 5 essentials to insure that you’ll be lookin’ bangin’ when you’re floating through the seas of people down in Miami, listening to artists like Steve Aoki, Avicii, Tiesto, and our Bro – Martin Garrix!


5 – Flash Tattoos

You’ll have all the guys down on South Beach thinking one thing – sexy. Sweeping the jewelry world, these stylish temporary tattoos are an easy way to express yourself in any setting! We can honestly say that on a golden tan base, nothing will drive the boys crazier than a well-placed Flash Tat.


4 – Small, Bohemian Clutch

Ladies. Must. Have. Where else are you going to store YOUR essentials? Your phone, gloss, HeadBro’s, his number, and all the other “go tos” need a comfy, but stylish spot to chill while you rage! We all know the most important thing to a girl in this world, other than her Daddy, is having that clutch by her side.

Festival Outfits

3 – Cut offs and Crop Tops 

Is there a more comfortable outfit to rock when the south Florida sun is blazin’ down on you? Hell no! Be sure to flaunt that flat belly you’ve been busting your ass in the gym to get. We are like you, we are tired of the sweaters and button ups – winter is over, now’s the time to show it off! 

 Festival Jewelry

2 – Stacks on Stacks of Bracelets

There ain't no thang as too much blang - especially when we are talking about Ultra. The more the better. No outfit is complete without some mixed-and-matched bracelets. We are digging these ones from  Vylet Collections

 Festival Sunglasses

1 – HeadBro Timbers

 Cause it's going down and you don't want to be the only one in your crew without these sunglasses.


So there you go, our top 5 must-haves to help you survive the craziest 72 hours you will ever know!



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Top Spring Break Destinations – Who’s ready to Rage?

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Head Bro | 0 Comments


Listen up Bros and Babes – we are just like you; partying and pushing the limits is the name of our game! We are constantly searching for the best spots to rage and it got us thinking – where are the best spots to turn up? Whether you are turning 21, taking a week off from her, or going out with the girls after a rough break up, we are certain these destinations will make you go crazy in the club!




Come on, what better way to end your day on the beach than hit this massive pool party? We don’t care if you speak Portuguese, English, or whatever – you’re speaking our language if you want to go out and continue the party til’ the sun comes up. Scratch that- we’ll be partying until well after the sun comes up. Rinse and repeat the entire time we’re there.



In the words of our main man Will Smith – “I’m going to Miami" 

Miami, Florida

We all know South Beach is the spot! Three words: Ultra Music Fest. An electronic rave of babes, EDM, neon and where basically anything goes. Don't be surprised to catch bros and babes in a mix of bikinis {we aren't complaining}, tutus, body paint.. you get the picture.  Don't be caught without some neon sunglasses or rockin an HB TANK down in that pit!



 Three words… The. Yacht. Week.


The pictures say it all! Whether it’s Croatia, Greece, Thailand, BVI, or more – our Bros over at TYW make it happen! You can be sure to see the HB logo all over the place when hitting these destinations. It’s even been rumored that THE HeadBro himself often frequents these hotspots throughout the year, so if you’re lucky enough to meet him, be sure to have a shot waiting!





Just take it all in people! From the sickest pool parties at Rehab to some of the best DJ’s spinning at the local clubs – come on Bros, it’s VEGAS! Babes are always looking on point and Bros are ready to treat them to a drink. The party never. stops.

Trust us, these are all great spots to hit with your group but when it comes to the hottest of the hot, craziest of the crazy, only one place takes it all the way all the time – Cabo!

Don't forget to share all your Spring Break pics with us in your HB sunglasses and gear, so we can feature you.

Nuff' said.



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Our 5 Best Celeb Bromances

Posted on February 08, 2015 by Head Bro | 0 Comments

With Valentine's Day right around the corner, we decided to flip the script and focus on arguably the most importance relationship with that special someone - not your girlfriend -  but your best bro. We are counting down our top 5 favorite bromances who take besties with testes to a whole other level. 

1. Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon: When music and comedic genius collide, it's in the form of JT + JF. We'll admit it, if there was a chance for us to be the third wheel of this bromance, we'd jump right on board. If you have been living under a rock and haven't caught moments like History of Rap or when JT is impersonating JF, these guys are just f*ing awesome. #Hashtag can we be friends?


2. Kanye West + Jay Z:  We have found someone else who loves Yeezus as much as Yeezy loves Yeezus {are you following?}. No we aren't talking about Kim, but Jay-Z. Despite Kanye's crazy ass rants or questionable wardrobe choices, his boy Jay always has his back. Plus, these two make some beautiful music ass music together. Watch the Throne - 'Nuff Said. 

3. Brad Pitt + George Clooney: These two are what we affectionately refer to as bro-aspiration or brospiration. When bros become men, you can only hope to be half as awesome as this dynamic duo. How awesome must it be to have worked in several movies with your best bro by your side? We wonder what these two must talk about when you are the two most awesomest grown bros, ever? Bottoms up to another 50 years you two.

4. Bill Belichick + Tom Brady: Perhaps this bromance is more of a Father-Son fling, but nonetheless, Tom Brady is Bill Belichick's ride-or-die-bro. Love 'em or hate 'em, these have broken records together which include the most wins as a starting QB + the most career coaching wins. 


5. James Franco + Seth Rogen: Last, but certainly not least, we had to end with the most hysterical, makes-you-laugh-so-hard-you-cry bromance that is literally in a league of their own.These two are closer than close - remember that recreation of Bound 2? Amazing. Pineapple Express? A classic. It's also pretty bad ass to have the entire world - literally the entire world - talking about your movie that isn't allowed to be released because of hacker paranoia? Pretty bad ass to have your best broman by your side. Keep on keepin' on bros and we will keep on laughing.

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Why Earl Thomas is One Fly Mofo

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Head Bro | 0 Comments

If you didn't catch our flood of tweets on Superbowl Media Day, Earl Thomas - #29 of the Seattle Seahawks addressed the media looking like one fly mofo. Here's why we think Earl is killin the game:

  • This hat basically says I-dont-give-a-f*#% what you think. You'd could either be a bro about to tee off a fresh 18 or maybe on your grandpa chillen' on the beach. Earl Thomas Don't Care. He fielded questions at the Super Bowl XLIX Media Day in New Era Seattle Seahawks Training Straw Hat . Yes - a straw hat - now making farmer fashion feel versatile and cool for any occasion. PS - TOTAL bro move. 

  • Teammate Marshawn Lynch tossed his boy Earl a pair of our Beast Modes 3.0. You can only imagine our excitement when we started seeing pics and posts all over NFL Network with this man rocking our shades. Keepin’ it boss in the neon and blue bro - we appreciatecha. 
    • Earl Thomas came out with his shoe game on lock, sporting the metallic/liquid metal-esque Air Jordan 6 “Super Bowl” PEs with black laces for contrast. His kicks come custom with a premium quilted insole showcasing a custom Superbowl crest with the Seahawks Logo and his number #29. Some fresh, customized J's definitely screams dopeness brooooo.

    With his outfit game tight, we tip our hat to the man, the bro, Earl Thomas. 

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